my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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