It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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