I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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