Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I just found puke in my bra..
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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