I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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