Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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