Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Someone came in the potted fern
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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