At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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