I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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