That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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