Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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