Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Randomize