break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
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