How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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