When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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