I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
