The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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