we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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