I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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