yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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