Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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