I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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