Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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