How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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