Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
My breasts were aching with rage.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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