Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Randomize
