how can u be prego again
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Randomize
