Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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