We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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