Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
My first STD was from a foam party
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
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