You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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