ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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