dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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