why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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