I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
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