not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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