So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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