He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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