You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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