Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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