"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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