I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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