We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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