I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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