That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Let's paint friendship bongs
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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