on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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