I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Randomize
