he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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