remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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