But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
