Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
