I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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