You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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