ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
