am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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