I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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