If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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