I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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