Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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